Vol. I · No. 001 · Price: 1 SOL · Meme District Edition · Not Financial Advice
Late last night, an unidentified degen touched down near the Solana sector carrying a glowing orb labeled “SOL.” Within hours, the apes did what apes do best: they turned it into a memecoin. The visitor, now known as SOLIEN, is still here. It refuses to sell. Absolute diamond hands from another galaxy.
“We came for the tech. We stayed for the memes. We ain't leaving.” — Anonymous Wallet
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As Reported by Anonymous On-Chain Witnesses
It began at exactly 03:14 AM Solana Standard Time. A faint signal pulsed through the blockchain, unlike any transaction hash ever recorded. Validators thought it was a bug. It was not a bug. It was a being.
The visitor descended without gas fees. Zero slippage. Witnesses say it moved with a grace that defied all known consensus mechanisms. Jeets fled. Diamond hands stayed.
Scientists at the Meme Research Institute have proposed a startling theory: the visitor selected SOL not by accident, but because it recognized the chain's speed as compatible with interstellar travel protocols.
"SOL is fuel," stated the report. REDACTED ETH was “too slow” and BTC was “too boomer.”
Within hours, the internet responded in the only way it knows how. Memes flooded every timeline. The ticker $SOLIEN appeared on Pump.fun before dawn. Volume went absolutely parabolic.
CT went wild. “100x incoming” trended globally. The visitor watched all of this from a rooftop, seemingly amused. It simply holds its orb and vibes.
If you can read this, you are early
Signal detected at 03:14 AM SST near Solana sector
Glowing orb recovered. Label reads: SOL. Smells like alpha.
Visitor ID: SOLIEN. Has not sold. Diamond hands verified.
Status: STILL HERE. Refuses to rug. Jeets in shambles.
ETH visitor program REJECTED: too slow, too expensive.
Signal Log — Classified — Do Not Share (pls share)
Official Token Intelligence Brief
$SOLIEN — Official Token Data — Verified by the Alien Itself
FVafs8j8ggRCNLSseF8tghovjZaP2RhWxqscryMpump4 Steps to Join the Investigation
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Think of it as your spaceship boarding pass. No wallet = no vibes.
Fund your wallet with SOL from any exchange. The alien only accepts SOL. It has standards.
Head to Pump.fun or your favorite DEX. Paste the contract. Swap. You are now part of the investigation.
Follow on Twitter. Join Telegram. Post memes. Diamond hand it like the alien does. Jeets get probed.
The Answers You Seek, Anon